The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw. Chocolate.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Nobody knows anything.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.

A good writer is not someone who knows how to write- but how to rewrite

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.

To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today.

I pride myself in recognizing and upholding ability in every party and wherever I meet it.

I was only saying to the Queen the other day how I hate name dropping.

Well, at least I have the satisfaction of having destroyed a terrible monster, and in doing so rid the world of an awful curse.

I followed those highway signs and I've run down those thin white lines.

Socrates asks him the crucial question about education, and that is, If you study with this fellow, what will he make of you?

New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have kids gets a check from Huckster Headquarters.

If you can't explain something to a first year student, then you haven't really understood .

Politicians are actors, too, don't you think? Usually, if you like people and you're outgoing, not a shy little thing, you can do pretty well in politics.