The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

I don't think much about guys from the past. I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future.

Every man is a genius, for God exists in all men.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

I’ll give you my strength if I can have your remission.

I wonder sometimes, though, if we intentionally or just unknowingly mask the beauty of God in the gospel by minimizing his various attributes.

I would like teachers to look deep because sometimes kids do have a faade that they put up because they feel vulnerable. Their creative truth may not be ready for their friends to see.

I wish I had a talking book that told me how to act and look, a talking book that contained keys to past and present memories

Nothing's forever forever's a lie. All we have is what's between hello and goodbye.

The life of a Christian is wondrously ruled in this world, by the consideration and meditation of the life of another world.

What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions.