The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

One's rebuke engraves itself upon the mind more than one's praise.

Gracious words revived our spirit and restored our soul.

I have enough of what I need.

The 2000s were marked by terrorism and a bipartisan desire to fight it.

My body gnaws at me from one side and my spirit gnaws at me from the other.

I never intended on moving to 'The Good Wife' permanently, but in terms of a next move and something to do to make myself feel good, this was a great opportunity.

I don't think films about elderly people have been made very much.

When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.

Trolling is an ancient problem. It's been around as long as there has been media.

One of the things I think is important about 'Watchmen' is that it have resonance within cinematic pop culture as well as superhero culture.