The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

We do not escape into philosophy, psychology, and art--we go there to restore our shattered selves into whole ones.

To believe that there are difficult or unreachable things, doesn't change the nature of those things, only our position towards them

You understand the logic behind the illogical, Alyssa. It's in your nature to find tranquility amid the madness. And that's what we're doing here. We are giving our food a fighting chance.

I was never sloppy with other people's money. Only my own. Because I figure, well, you can be.

As Chloe, I can honestly say I've never uttered a syllable of a curse word, not even behind closed doors.

The best notes are action-based and less, I don't know, heady, theoretical, because, as actors, we're too much in our heads anyway.

There's no encyclopedia or book about parenthood. You learn on the fly.

There needs to be a thorough examination, by Muslims everywhere, of why it is that the faith they love breeds so many violent mutant strains.

Some of the best people with whom you can have a relationship are the people who challenge your thinking.

To see the Law by Christ fulfilled, And hear His pardoning voice Changes a slave into a child, And duty into choice.