The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The truth is hidden in books.

Don't laugh. A girl can dream.

Never speak about private affairs for the general public to hear.

Crime and bad lives are the measure of a State's failure, all crime in the end is the crime of the community.

He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that I should now see or hear anything to change them.

To have a mind full of peace, merely fill it full of peace. It's as simple as that.

You're whatever you think you are. People like to compartmentalize other people. I don't worry about what other people think. I'm not living for them.

My father bought me a little cardboard accordion, and when I was three I got this little machine.