The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

I can’t tell you what consciousness is, but I know I can only think when I am conscious.

Mankind is made great or little by its own will.

I grew up in Florida, so you start swimming at the age of 1, really. By 10, I was competitive swimming, and by 12, I had aspirations to be the best in the world.

We must want for others, not ourselves alone.

Talk not of the river or lake To those who have looked on the sea.

Philosophy is explicitness, generality, orientation and assessment. That which one would insinuate, thereof one must speak.

We all love to instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing.

Our obligation to others and a gift to ourselves is to acknowledge and authentically express genuine appreciation for courtesies, caring and concern others have given us.

Modern stupidity means not ignorance but the nonthought of received ideas

German poetry is going in a very different direction from French poetry.... Its language has become more sober, more factual. It distrusts "beauty." It tries to be truthful.