The English mind is always in a rage. The intellect of the race is wasted in the sordid and stupid quarrels of second-rate politicians or third-rate theologians.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Every answer I seek lies within me. Any outward seeking for my answers can only take me as far as my inner self permits.

The eyes were certainly memorable and beautiful, moist calves' eyes heavily lashed and with the same look of troubled pain at the unpredictability of the world's terrors.

Being alive hurts. I have found it best not to rush for the aspirin bottle. - A Severed Wasp

Drive your business. Let not your business drive you.

I love to dance and dance all night long.

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

I'm not a creature of habit. I like to find things from unexpected sources.

It was a marvel, an enigma in abolition latitudes, that the slaves did not rise en-masse, at the beginning of hostilities.

Today, let us swim wildly, joyously in gratitude.