The English talked with inflected phrases. One phrase to mean everything.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.

The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

I'd be happy to stay single now because I've always been in relationships. For the first time ever I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, without answering to anyone.

Everyone must have a shot at the American Dream.

Physiology has, at last, gained control over the nerves which stimulate the gastric glands and the pancreas.

The more we reduce the size of our world, the more we shall be its master.

Of all the unhappy people in the world, the unhappiest are those who have not found something they want to do.

If you don't follow a good nutritional plan, you're bodybuilding with one arm behind your back.

If she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.