The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Eating people is wrong...

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

I’m only doing one more, ” Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. “Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie.”“Hey, give yourself some credit. You’ll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.

Not all lucid dreams are useful but they all have a sense of wonder about them. If you must sleep through a third of your life, why should you sleep through your dreams, too?

I am a better person when I let myself have the time for romance and for love.

In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little speeches before you play gigs.

It was a short one-paragraph item in the morning edition.

And yet what is Modernism? It is undefined.

Teach people to let go of their superficial mental chatter and obsessions. Teach people to pay attention to the whole body's reaction to a situation.

People don't need to be paid to be motivated.

People have different ways of interpreting history.

In the summer of 2009, I was at the Shakespeare lab at the public theater in New York.