The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them there ought to be as many for love.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Thousands of pastors, Sunday school teachers, and Christian workers are powerless because they do not make the Word the source of their preaching or teaching.

The Sufis have said: ‘The importance of something is in inverse proportion to its attractiveness.

[Donald] Trump continues to dismiss those concerns though, even as some Republicans, like Lindsay Graham, are making the case that Trump's business ties deserve the scrutiny.

If people want to criticize me because it sells papers, that's fine. I just don't like it when it's inaccurate.

The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled Was convincing women that they looked Better in their makeup

After you finish the first 90% of a project, you have to finish the other 90%.

Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.

Make the metronome your friend, not your enemy.

The most staunchly determined are but quitters of the right things.