The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

Play the game of peace, not the war.Play, not with gun, but with laughter.

Those who have nothing give everything and those who have everything give nothing.

Hope unbelieved is always considered nonsense. But hope believed is history in the process of being changed.

See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant.

The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.

My style is casual-chic? Casual-messy?

I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.

Don't you dare weep," he commanded. "You've broken my heart." "I 'll fix it later.

The spinning wheel is a symbol of nonviolence for me.