The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Everything changed...even the things we didn't want to.

I smile at every circumstance that comes my way because I don't expected life to be an easy journey.

Cowardice as distinguished from panic is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.

Politics is a field where action is one long second best and where the choice constantly lies between two blunders.

You can only do the work to the very best of your ability.

Hecate teaches us that the way to the vision that inspires renewal is to be found in moving through the darkness.

In a world of smoke and ashes, you are milk and honey

...having a member who serves in the Government and who also belongs to the structures of the party does not retard this particular objective the separation of party and state. It does not.

Humility is like a pair of scales: the lower one side falls, the higher rises the other. Let us humble ourselves like the Blessed Virgin and we shall be exalted.

I didn't like children. I didn't think of myself as a child. I didn't like any of the things other children were interested in.