The Founding Fathers are not just some people that happened to get mad a long time ago and want their freedom. They were special people in addition to what their natural yearnings were.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

It was when I saw Iggy Pop, that's what did it for me. That changed my life pretty much.

He rightly reads scripture who turns words into deeds.

Watching the moon at midnight, solitary, mid-sky, I knew myself completely, no part left out.

A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.

Storytelling is at the heart of life. As a child, I was never bored because I could always get on with my story.

Earth is the material with the most potential because it is the original source material.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

If your priorities don't get scheduled into your planner, other people's priorities will get put into your planner.