The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

What we like to think of ourselves and what we really are rarely have much in common....

Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?

Yes, I know, it's not the truth, but in a great history little truths can be altered so that the greater truth emerges.

There are times in my life when I have been medicine for some while poison for others. I used to think I was a victim of my story until I realized the truth

Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely dark sense of humour.

Lesson for the day: vision is always ahead of execution - and it should be.

The message is that all things are connected. We have animal aspects, anthropological aspects, plant-animal aspects.

When in love or inspired, An eternal kiss from the divine Awaits us all.

People robbed of their past seem to make the most fervent picture takers, at home and abroad.

Ill watch the highlights every now and then but, as far as watching the game, I feel like I am the game.