The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

When someone refuses listening to reason disaster will surely follow.

Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show

I suppose kids probably know less boredom these days - or at least a different kind of boredom.

All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say 'Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!'

Why are we here? We exist not to pursue happiness, which is fleeting, or outer accomplishment, which can always be bettered. We are here to nourish the self.

When the depths are upheld by the Holy Spirit, then the reaction is Christian.

Our love was the affliction for which only our love was the cure.

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom.

When we genuinely believe that inner transformation is God's work and not ours, we can put to rest our passion to set others straight.

Eternity was in our lips and eyes.