The French would eat anything that couldn't outrun them.

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.

That's the risk you take if you change: that people you've been involved with won't like the new you. But other people who do will come along.

Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.

A snake will always be a snake, even if you put a chain around its neck and try to make it walk upright.

Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.

One didn't issue instructions to comets. Grown children did what they had to do, and parents could only grit their teeth and watch and pray for them to get through it.

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room.

If this was adulthood the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that she could now eat dessert without eating her vegetables.

The requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the back seat of a Dodge Dart.

Dying was apparently a weaning process; all the attachments to familiar people and objects have to be undone.

History is written by the victors.

I am relentlessly determine to be occupied with Jesus Christ and His Glorious Gospel and nothing else.

The span of life is waning fast Beware unthinking youth beware! Thy soul's eternity depends Upon the record moments bear!

Life is what happens when you're doing other things, right?

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.

I influence people, hopefully on the positive side.

I try to work on shows that I would want to watch.

The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

Life's not about how hard of a hit you can give... it's about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.