The Fur Person learned then and there that it is better to be a philosopher than to be a king and that, all things considered, wisdom was to be preferred to power.

Know your number. If you don’t know it you might forget who you are.

I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!

I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will believe you till they get a CAT scan, MRI, or orthopedic consult.

We inhabit a universe that is characterized by diversity.

I changed the city of New York. I gave people back their morale.

Men love newfangleness.

The idea behind stamped money is sound.

It's a good thing that columnists don't make homosexuality their last taboo anymore. But I wish the columnists themselves would come out too.

The Muslims refuse our culture and try to impose their culture on us. I reject them, and this is not only my duty toward my culture-it is toward my values, my principles, my civilization.

We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize that we only have one