The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I wish for all of us the blindness of love that makes us see no faults in the other.

What is not worth understanding is not knowing.

Hope lights up our darkness.

The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ.

There is a worse tyranny than that of ill-treatment. It is the tyranny of tears, vapours, appeals to feelings of affection and of gratitude!

The press must speak out and, if the occasion arises, raise bloody hell.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

If you withdraw into yourself, you run the risk of becoming egocentric. And stagnant water becomes putrid.

When customers' expectations change faster than your willingness or ability to serve them, you can be sure they'll be someone else's customers soon.

What is the unmistakable mark of a wise man? It is Love, Love for all humanity.