The Glory of God, and, as our only means of glorifying Him, the salvation of human souls, is the real business of life.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I’m a reader who uses fiction as a way of worrying about life.

Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.

There are no outdoor sports as graceful as throwing stones at a dictatorship.

There's something about moonlight on the body and things happening sort of free and open. Outdoors is something I'm totally game and down for.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

They tease me now, telling me it was only a dream. But does it matter whether it was a dream or reality, if the dream made known to me the truth?

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

Say things to the world that are true.

Jean Baudrillard is a friend of mine, I do not agree with him on that one! For me, the significance of the war in Kosovo was that it was a war that moved into space.

When people ask me how they can know Gods plan for their lives, I tell them the best first step is to know God.