The God that we commonly know may be less sinister than the true God that we don't know for sure.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Fullness of joy is discovered only in the emptying of will.

Nothing is more tragic than loving someone to the depths of your soul and knowing they cannot and will not ever love you back.

Bad timekeeping will suck the life out of your bank account.

Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.

It is not the Government, the members of Parliament to whom the ultimate decision belongs, it is up to you to go forward sure of your sacred right of free opinion, sure of your patriotism.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

Yblessed be god that I have wedded fyve! Welcome the sixte, whan that evere he shal.

The blues is also existential and offers a sense of mature reflection that enabled it to be the leitmotif of modern life.

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.