The Good Lord hasn't done this well: He placed limits on everything, except on stupidity.

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. In an instant age, perhaps we must relearn the ancient truth that patience, too, has its victories.

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

When the world seems large and complex, we need to remember that great world ideals all begin in some home neighborhood.

When everybody else thinks it's the end, we have to begin.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain.

To look back into the past only makes sense if it serves the future.

All that the socialists understand about money is the fact that they want it from others.

My mind floats like ash. I blame myself most cruelly.

Don’t allow the Internet to become your congregation. YouTube is a horrible place to go to church.

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

We cannot live without valuing: but we can live without valuing what you value.

If (Declan) Kidney had gone for religion instead of teaching, he would have been Pope.

Service of God consists in what we do to our neighbor.

Video for the Internet has become a testing ground for mediums that actually have revenue.

Everyone on this island wants something kept quiet. I want to roar

God it's good to be here walkin together, my friend.