(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Customs form us all, our thoughts, our morals, our most fixed beliefs; are consequences of our place of birth.

I saw satan laughing with delight The day the music died.

Actors who perhaps are super-confident and have absolute belief in themselves I always admire, because I can't really be like that.

He could beat anything, he thought, because no thing could hurt him if he did not care.

There's a lot of different kinds of success. I'm so dedicated to the making of the art that the rest of my life atrophies, unfortunately.

Inez? I'm sorry I bit you," he said with sincere regret, and then inspiration made him add, "Bastien made me do it.

I regret the ending of our friendship and hope one day before we die, we'll make peace with each other . . . No rush.

I am gagged and imprisoned. I can't even speak. I want to kick a football in a park with my son. Ordinary, banal life: my impossible dream.

I've gone through managers like people go through shredded wheat. Nobody looks after you.

I want to breathe in the Spiritual.