The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the thirty-first and thirty-second of July.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

Never exact of a friend in adversity what you would require in prosperity.

When you’ve found the right one - when you see him, when you’re with him - you’ll feel like you’re coming home.

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth a forgetting of the breath. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important. Just lie down.

Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place: legal plunder.

Parsons are soules waggoners.

I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.