The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

I do not want to be a relative and passive being, anywhere. I want to live and love and write.

The great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody.

OK, I have a nickname. My family calls me 'Trey' because I'm William the third. My dad has the same name, which is always confusing because my dad is well known, and I'm also known.

My focus is first of all, to remove every thought of violence from my own consciousness.

Does a dragon still sing from within a withered tree?

Really unreal world, will you perhaps do the breathing for me while I am away?

He that lives alone lives in danger; society avoids many dangers.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

Even a bad idea executed is better than a good idea undone.

When you make something no one hates, no one loves it.