The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they don’t like Kevin Hart.’

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

If you are looking for a friend that will never change, go to the shelves, you'll find it there. It will never change and will stay the same today and forever.

Shh, mi amor. The neighbors will hear and call the police.

Courage is what preserves our liberty, safety, life, and our homes and parents, our country and children. Courage comprises all things.

Everything that we encounter leaves traces behind. Everything contributes imperceptibly to our education

I'm a sucker where I love shifting tides.

I knew you had to go in and audition and maybe they'd hire you, and that's where you start. I had a good understanding about press: that it's the actor's responsibility to publicize his or her films.

Women who have strong identities, who know themselves, really inspire me.

[Physicists] feel that the field of bacterial viruses is a fine playground for serious children who ask ambitious questions.

Chickens are brave till the foxes come at night; mortals are courageous till the death comes at twilight.

Do not die in the history of your past hurts and past experiences, but live in the now and future of your destiny.