The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands

Black is bountiful. White is witful. Both are beautiful.

The AmenT of Nature is always a flower.

We argue with our biology, and the result of that argument is civilization.

I write my own songs, and I only see their flaws.

Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.

What? I'm not ashamed to admit that random things remind me of Harry Potter.

To find your own way is to follow your bliss.

Life consists not merely in existing, but in enjoying health.

Temples are more than stone and mortar. They are filled with faith and fasting. They are built of trials and testimonies. They are sanctified by sacrifice and service.