The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it's over.

Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.

My own little rule was two for one. If one of my teammates got knocked down, then I knocked down two on the other team.

When I throw a curve that hangs and it goes for a hit, I want to chew up my glove.

The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.

Where do you want it?

A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.

If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters.

It's a bottom line business where a lot of gray suits are brought in and then, within two years, these guys suddenly know everything about baseball.

One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay.

Should I tell her of the moments of joy, the intense pleasure of holding the hand of the one you love and wishing that time would stand still?

The only thing man has never done is what he hasn't thought about.

I enjoy being happy every day, and hopefully you can hear my happiness in my music. Life is beautiful.

I like women, especially beautiful ones. If they have a good face and figure, I would much prefer to watch them being murdered than an ugly girl or man.

If you can't,can't be yourself what are you living for? If you can't, can't be yourself you're gonna lose it all

The world was reduced to the surface of her skin and her inner self was safe from all bitterness.

Pride in their port, defiance in their eye, I see the lords of humankind pass by.

Some things are better done than described.

I did my own thinking. I have never given it out to be done by others as one gives out washing.