The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

All beings want to be happy, yet so very few know how. It is out of ignorance that any of us cause suffering, for ourselves or for others

Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.""Then possibly my answer has crossed yours.

We should look to the mind, and not to the outward appearance.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Do what is right because it is right; and leave it alone.

I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.

Regulation is necessary, particularly in a sector, like the banking sector, which exposes countries and people to a risk.

Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent.

Satire is born of the cities it denounces.

Music-hall songs provide the dull with wit, just as proverbs provide them with wisdom.