The Internet's a big enough place for everybody to be happy.

Human nature has a tendency to admire complexity but reward simplicity.

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

The fact of the matter is that the Internet has brought together millions of people who trust one another for reasons that are unknown.

Get away from the place that makes you feel comfortable with your depression. The reality is it's never as bad as the insanity you've created in your head.

I'm always throwing out ideas, so it's not creativity, it's just volume.

We tell ourselves we're here to be flexible and to be nimble, and not necessarily to stick to a master plan.

Only those who live forever can act like there's time to waste.

The awesome part about The Book of Awesome is the realization that if you enjoy the simple moments in your life, you will be happier.

Journalism is a craft that takes years to learn. It's like golf. You never get it right all the time. It's a game of fewer errors, better facts, and better reporting.

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.

Recounting of a life story, a mind thinking aloud leads one inevitably to the consideration of problems which are no longer psychological but spiritual.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

Remember, I have a Ph.D. in English literature.

You won't know until it's over. You won't find me in time.

I'd love to branch out but I have absolutely no interest in romance. I just don't. The thought of trying to write a rom-com ... it just completely skeeves me out. No!

Out of my greatest dispair, was to come my greatest gift.

I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever.

Data is a precious thing and will last longer than the systems themselves.