The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Fame without Jesus Christ is a shame hereafter .

A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.

What can a soldier do when mercy is treason, and he is alone in it?

Intuitive: The word conveys, I think, a diffuse annoyance at our inability to understand how we come by such knowledge.

What's so ironic is that CNN's doing reports on fake news, and they have someone who writes one false news story after the next.

What if Earth be but the shadow of Heaven and things therein - each other like, more than on Earth is thought?

It's the South that maintains the idea that they're different, which is interesting because nobody else really cares

I just do what I got to do and go out and be myself, on and off the court, and take care of my obligations. That's generally your own destiny-knowing what you have to take care of.

But Gladiator is one of my favourite adventures because I really loved going into the world. I loved creating the world to the degree where you could almost smell it.

Perhaps we would do well to listen to the likes of Rabbi Harold Kushner, who contends that God is not really as powerful as we have claimed.