The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

There had to be something wrong with my life. I should have been born a Yugoslavian shepherd who looked up at the Big Dipper every night.

Getting there, that's what's important even if you can't get back.

It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.

Henceforth the leaves of the tree of knowledge were for women, and for the healing of the nations.

There's a real strong link today between soda consumption and obesity among children.

I believe Donald Trump is the best guy for president; and I'm not going to shy away and I take the risk. I could just stay home and don't talk about any candidate.

A friend of mine said Winn-Dixie is the way that people want the world to be and Tiger Rising is the way that it is.

What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?

It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.

I am always excited about playing in front of live audiences because I really enjoy it, for the most part.