The Kingdom of God is not meat and drink, but that doesn't mean you can't have meat and drink in the Kingdom!

There are a lot of good people going to Hell, and a lot of bad people like you and me going to Heaven!

We live like Heaven already, a little bit of Heaven right here and now! What could we have more?-Only more of the same and better!

My idea of Heaven is what we've got right now, right here!-All this beauty and pleasure and fun and inspiration and spirit and fellowship and joy, all of this and more so and more of it!

God is a racist! He has a special elite race of supermen who are going to live above all others in the Holy City, the magical, mystical, marvelous, mysterious Space City!

Musicians can look forward to playing with the best musicians that ever played. They can even have their own band!

I don't know how perfect everybody is going to be in Heaven, but anyhow, certainly a lot better than here!

Leaving this life is just like going from one room to another and closing the door.

Heaven is going to be like this life, only better. It will be like this life with all its joys and beauties and pleasures, but without the drawbacks - with all the assets but none of the liabilities.

Your body is not the real you. It's just the physical house you live in. The real you is your spirit, which will live on forever.

Death is the funeral of all our sorrows.

You are all made of real poop.

Strangers are an endangered species.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

In Britain the government has to come down in front of Parliament every day to explain its actions, but here the President never answers directly to Congress.

I hate academic mysteries. As soon as I come across the word 'don' and it's not someone's first name, I close the book.

Intuitive design is how we give the user new superpowers.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

No deceit is so veiled as that which lies concealed behind the semblance of courtesy.

When the BBC decided to bring Doctor Who back as a feature film a few years ago, one national newspaper ran a poll to ask its readers who should be the new Doctor, and I topped it.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump