The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Bitter and Frail, young and weak. Smiles are useless, talk is cheap, Give thou venom, fangs like slime, Ugly freak for all of time. An empty gift just from me, Give it now, so mote it be!

The traveller has reached the end of the journey!

I'm a great coder. But I am not pushing that so much anymore because there are thousands of great coders.

No subject is terrible if the story is true, if the prose is clean and honest, and if it affirms courage and grace under pressure.

All you have is your fire And the place you need to reach Don't you ever tame your demons But always keep them on a leash

Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.

The debate was a chance for senator [Bernie] Sanders to have a game-changing moment to recapture the news cycle and build momentum going into 2016 and he took his best shot at having a moment.

If I would go up on a high note, Eddie would want a low one. That's how petty the situation had become.

You have an audience that is fairly well grounded in the real world. You serve them and yourself best by making everything as real as possible.

Theater to me is acting but it's more real on film.