The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur.

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot.

The knowledge that we consider knowledge proves itself in action. What we now mean by knowledge is information in action, information focused on results.

Art as far as it is able follows nature as a pupil imitates his master thus your art must be as it were God's grandchild.

No notice is taken of a little evil, but when it increases it strikes the eye.

Anyone who loves music can never be quite unhappy.

They seem to be getting it together. How much damage will the picture of people spending four or five days on rooftops do That depends on how well it goes from here on out.

Yes! to this thought I hold with firm persistence; The last result of wisdom stamps it true; He only earns his freedom and existence Who daily conquers them anew.

What is the sound of an eighty-nine-year-old heart breaking?

We must all try to empathize before we criticize. Ask someone what's wrong before telling them they are wrong.

To succeed [,] consider what is as though it were past, deem yourself inevitable and take credit for it. If you no longer believe, enlarge the temple.