The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot.

The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur.

To see what God is like, we must look at Jesus. He perfectly represents God to men in a form which they can see and know and understand.

Industry is a better horse to ride than genius.

I think there's a certain magic that comes from being creative.

I would like to be interpreted as a liberal libertarian, like leave everybody alone and let them do their own thing.

I can still go grocery shopping and not get mobbed. But when I was in South Africa this summer, I had people asking for autographs, and that scared me.

But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.

I have so much to do today that I must set apart more time than usual to pray.

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

I do indeed think that cinema is mortal. There is a lot of evidence already that it is dying on its feet.

Obama isn't just too big to fail. He's too big to know. Obama is so vital to the country and to the world, he must be kept out of the loop in order to save him from his failed presidency.