The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

The person you became with her is worth being.

This is not a dress rehearsal. This is It.

Graffiti writers will never stop. They'll just evolve. It's interesting what ideas people come up with and how it all extends forward.

So new to him," she muttered, "so old to me; so strange to him, so familiar to me; so melancholy to both of us!

I do want to have a family at some point. I also want to adopt. I don't feel pressure to have kids because I know that there are so many out there.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

Draw lines - draw a lot of lines

The truth often sounds paradoxical.

If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled.

Lady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and I’d oblige you. (Xypher)