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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.


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where are the snowdens of yesteryear?



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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.



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Every writer I know has trouble writing.



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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.



[They] agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.

[They] agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.



Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.



You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.



He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.



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But how can one be warm alone?





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He'd grown eager to hand off his things, as if the weight of his possessions kept him tethered to this earth, and by giving them away, he could snip those strings.

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You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life.



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New York was the last place that my movies caught on. I didn't make underground movies in New York, and in the 1960s, they were very snobby about that, because the whole scene was here.



The answers we're looking for are all within ourselves, we just need to become better connected, more present - to what we eat, to nature, to our surroundings and to our inner guide.

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In my writing I even question the universe; I wonder out loud if it is real, and I wonder out loud if all of us are real.

In my writing I even question the universe; I wonder out loud if it is real, and I wonder out loud if all of us are real.



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It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.



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I believe there is nothing we endure in life that you can't recover from. Failure is not fatal. Everyone has the capacity to fail up.

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