The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Life is a heroic faith.

This heart still believes that love and mercy still exist.

One of the things I've learned is there's no lesson to be learned. You have to resign yourself to the fact that mistakes are going to be made at any time in the creative process.

I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair.

John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.

I owe baseball. Baseball don't owe me a damn thing.

Gout is not relieved by a fine shoe nor a hangnail by a costly ring nor migraine by a tiara.

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable.

I suffer a lot with nerves and stage fright.

Satan like a fisher, baits his hook according to the appetite of the fish.