The Lord was Baptized, not to be cleansed Himself, but to cleanse the waters, so that those waters, cleansed by the flesh of Christ which knew no sin, might have the power of Baptism.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

Count all th' advantage prosperous Vice attains, 'Tis but what Virtue flies from and disdains: And grant the bad what happiness they would, One they must want--which is, to pass for good.

The mischief of children is seldom actuated by malice; that of grown-up people always is.

One's happiness is very largely a question of state of mind rather than the world you are looking at.

I've got the luxury to tailor make the songs so I can sing them.

I don't care about [being a star]. The most important thing for me now is just do my job.

Take one step to the side and it's all absurd.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

typically, our love for our leaders is one-sided: their successes become our own, while their failures are theirs alone.

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.