The MacGuffin in that [Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky story] was [Bill] Clinton staying in office. That's what he wanted, and the media was hell-bent that he was gonna get what he wanted.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself.

Forgiveness brings healing.

Life is a miracle.

Why was it that thoughts and plans always made more sense when confined to one's mind than when they exited one's mouth?

Aging is something! It always makes you remember yesterday!

To restore and keep the public's confidence in the integrity of their government, state government and its officials must be open, honest and transparent.

I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

It is notorious that we speak no more than half-truths in our ordinary conversation, and even a soliloquy is likely to be affected by the apprehension that walls have ears.

Elections to office, which are the great objects of ambition, I look at with terror!

It was the greatest contribution towards the whole of human race, made by China, is to prevent its 1.3 billion people from hunger.