The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Sun and snow is an Angel’s glow, but storm and rain? That’s a Demon’s bane.

Unlike sharing, where the group is mainly an aggregate of participants, cooperating creates group identity.

I am trying not to philosophize. It is un-military. I think I can dig myself out of my academic mind and make an efficient officer.

In time of war the laws are silent.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

If you tame me, it would be as if the sun came to shine on my life.

If you put a pink cover on something, critics make a certain set of assumptions and may not even read the book. But my readers are happy with it.

There is no twilight zone of honesty in business. A thing is right or it's wrong. It's black or it's white.

The best thing you can give me is your time. The easiest way to get me angry is to waste my time.

It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.