The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Watch the littlest kids carefully

The optimist lives on the peninsula of infinite possibilities

Is Wagner a human being at all? Is he not rather a disease? He contaminates everything he touches - he has made music sick.

The map we made of the 3, 000-year-old city of Tanis requires no imagination. It has buildings, streets, admin complexes, houses - clear as day.

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Some critics accuse capitalism of being a selfish system, but the selfishness is not in capitalism - it is in human nature.

All political institutions are manifestations and materializations of power; they petrify and decay as soon as the living power of the people ceases to uphold them.

Happiness hides in life’s small details. If you’re not looking, it becomes invisible.

Poverty is the mother of all revolutions