The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in a different cave every night.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

I wish I had been born a storm. No heart, no tears, just a terrible gale'd been good.

The lights and shades, whose well-accorded strife gives all the strength and color of our life.

Mozart is expressing something that is more than human.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always.

It is the city of mirrors, the city of mirages, at once solid and liquid, at once air and stone.

And so I will take back up my poor life, so plain and so tranquil, where phrases are adventures and the only flowers I gather aremetaphors.

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in mind.

We need to focus on building a military that is second-to-none ... so that we can destroy Islamic terrorism.

The only friends I have are the dead who have bequeathed their writings to me — I have no others.