The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.

Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.

Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.

That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.

Men were stupid to forget what good sleuths women could be.

It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while.

We smile at the women who are eagerly following the fashions in dress whilst we are as eagerly following the fashions in thought.

Pursue meaningful adventures.

Put a little love in your heart, and the world will be a better place.

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.

God is hidden inside us and everyone is looking for Him.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry.

In order to create lasting security you must learn to stand in your truth.