The New Testament, and to a very large extent the Old, is the soul of man. You cannot criticize it. It criticizes you.

Do not worry at being worried; but accept worry peacefully. Difficult but not impossible.

Pray as you can, not as you can't.

All conversation, big or small, is about painting word pictures of your experiences for other people. The more

I like performing because it's direct contact with live people. I write a good deal of the time but that's introspective creation rather than interaction.

In the name of all that is holy, please consider the wages of a particular profession before you select that degree plan.

Posthumous: It sounds like the name of a Roman gladiator, an unconquered gladiator. At least that’s what poor Posthumous would like to believe. It gives him courage.

I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

I think that what a lot of people tell you, a lot of the job of the director is having an opinion about everything.

The first chapter sells the book; the last chapter sells the next book.

You cannot be pro-jobs and anti-business at the same time. You cannot love employment and hate employers.

This Midwestern sky is the nakedest loneliest sky in America. To escape it, people live inside and underground.