The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they're called taxi cabs.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

For most people life is not a fairy tale, it is an adventure.

I am not one of the new media experts working all the time with my computers and the PowerPoints and things of that sort.

It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to be virtuous.

I would sing the blues if I had the blues.

These dwell among the blackest souls,loaded down deep by sins of differing types.If you sink far enough,you'll see them all.

You can't join a team and give up on it because you lose a few games or things aren't going well.

I think being an effective First Lady is first of all being the partner that your husband needs.

No, but a cello is the perfect string bass for an accordion. Works with it beautifully.

Without music, life would be a mistake... I would only believe in a God who knew how to dance.

I would always consider myself to be political with a small "p," although it makes me mad when people say politics should be kept out of music.