The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

Man is adept at navigating the globe and beyond - yet doubt finding his own destiny

Happiness is an inner perception, not an outer realistic conception.

I know I'm not doing myself any favors by continuing to play.

I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but I don't have a mathematical brain.

I feel these days like a very large flamingo. No matter what way I turn, there is always a very large bill.

I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

Shakespeare's work is like a good song: you never really forget the main lines.

One common mistake is to think that one reality is the reality. You must always be prepared to leave one reality for a greater one.

I have one life. I am a certain age. I'm married to one person. I have a certain number of children. I won't have another life other than that, but I do have many lives through the films.

Coaches aren't concentrating enough of the technical part of this game and that could lead to injuries.