The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.

Asking for and receiving help is a way to prime the pump of generosity.

He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.

There's no agony like [getting started]. You sit in a room, biting pencils, looking at a typewriter, walking about, or casting yourself down on a sofa, feeling you want to cry your head off.

That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.

An extrovert is more likely to share immediate reactions and process information through conversation.

Penguins are an indicator of the health of our watery planet, and if they are unable to survive, we had better take notice or we might find our own survival threatened.

With swimming, I burn a lot of calories. I'm able to eat pretty much anything and it won't affect me. But I don't.

avarice breeds envy, a worm that is always gnawing, letting the avaricious enjoy neither their own nor anyone else's good.

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.