The Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules - the first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Every clarification breeds new questions.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Don't force it... get a bigger hammer.

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cause of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

When negative thinking changes, everything changes.

Relax, refresh and revive your soul, spirit and body.

Music careerists from Seattle would typically move to the closest media center, which was L.A.

All in all, it is a good life we are living, in a good world filled with good friends.

By God ye shall be called to account for your doings!

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

When ignorance does not know something, it says that what it does not know is stupid.

I'm a commercial writer, not an author. Margaret Mitchell was an author. She wrote one book.

I want to be known as a solid all-around receiver thats fast, not a fast guy that plays receiver.

I went to dance classes from 9 in the morning until 1, then to school from 3 to 10 at night, always under the threat that if I failed a single course I could forget about dancing.