The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

I’m going to follow this invisible red thread until I find myself again… until I finally figure out… who I’m meant to be.

Opportunity plays a big role in having success

When troubles come into my life which burden my heart and my mind, I know that God will guide me by making his presence shine.

Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves. - Emmett Cullen

Be a Strong Leader, Even If You Follow a Weak Leader

It is commonplace, and true, to point out that animals are happier than people because they live entirely in the present.

Sharks don’t eat seafood because they like it, but because chicken can’t swim.

For many, negative thinking is a habit which, over time, becomes an addiction.

I do verily believe that a single, consolidated government would become the most corrupt government on the earth.

At the very core of RIM is the innovation. We always think ahead. We always think forward. We sometimes think the unthinkable. And that is fantastic.